Spanky Brown and Pirates

A problem that seems to be about as common for americans as the Black Plague - pirates have hijacked a ship. Firstly, the pirates are somalian, so congrats to them on catching up to the late 1700s, where the rest of the world is concerned.

President Barack Obama will be briefed in pirate negotiations later today. I hope this involves the word "parlay", Johnny Depp and the ultimate trump card, Keith Richards. If you saw the movie, Keith Richards is the most elite of the pirates. So, if they don't respect that, then he can always rock their ocks off with a rendition of "Honky Tonk Women."

I also wonder if Pirates of the Caribbean (1-3) was what inspired these somalis. Little do we know, Pirates of the Caribbean could be the modern day Pirate "Birth of a Nation."



AND yesterday I had the pleasure of being a guest on Spanky Brown's internet radio talk show. Have a listen, I was on for about 5 minutes or so.

Spanky Brown's Internet Radio Show