I eat things for Money

Stupidity and boredom at it's finest - and we're all sober! I apparently will do things for money as long as there is a camera on... hey, except that...


PART I



PART II

Google Fiber - Memphis Campaign

I'm in here. Sorta. It's amusing. Sorta. Cool people in it, though.

Livefrommemphis.com

The loverly people at Livefrommemphis.com have put me up with the 60 Seconds of Local Memphis artist. This is my week. Rock!




Look at all the places you can find me online...

http://www.livefrommemphis.com/lfmtv/60seconds/858-60-seconds-of-jane-haze

Thanks chris and brad et al at lfm.com!

Barack Obama, Sex, Tomboys and Creepy Dudes...

Thought I'd share some of my videos with the rest of ya! Hope you enjoy what you see. As far as the road act, this is the most current one up to date. Enjoy.

Playing with Technology

I'm not what one would call a tech geek. I play with tech and that sort of thing all the time, but I could careless what your processor is, how much ram you have, mac or pc... just don't care. You know why? Because it doesn't matter what you have, as long as it gets the job done in a manner that doesn't make me want to throw the computer or machine out of the window.

I was just playing, I really don't like macs.

Yeah, I said it. What are you gonna do about it?

Having said that, I got a new eee PC this past week and have been playing around with it to see what I am capable of with it. As far as video is concerned, this is what I was able to do in about two hours, from start to finish.





Yes, I realize that was retarded. It was a little like the Maria Bamford Show on Super Deluxe without all that plot...

Looking at it now, I'm like, "I need some friends." But at the time of making it, I was all Gilda Radner as that little girl playing make believe with the stuff in the closet. It's amazing what 4 o clock in the morning will do to your brain.

Anyway, that was the test run of the thing. Juvenile yes, but hey, it's pretty cool what you can do in just a short time with these little things.

Old People Viagra Commercial Pitch from Jacksonville

This is the sort of thing that I think about when I'm left to my own devices. Sadly, a group of Elk Club members were caught in the crossfire of my antics and I happen to have a camera on me. It's not necessarily one of the most clever things I've down, but it's the sort of thing you endure while hanging out with me.



The large dude in the video is Mo Alexander singing the outtro theme song. "Beer for My horses", the willie nelson/toby keith version, naturally.

I guess being in the Deep South for to long will bring out the country in everyone, even a large black male.

I <3 Mo Alexander.

And Octogenarians. Even if I can't always spell it.

The Community Bubble

This is a video of my band, the Community Bubble performing at the New Daisy in Memphis TN on December 5th, 2008.

The Community Bubble is a weird idea, where we have catchy, weird, nerd rock and funny tunes.
Michael Kline - lead vocals, synth
Stephen Kline - backing vocals, synth, percussion
Randall Holcomb - Bass Guitar, noise effects, lead vocals
Jane Haze - lead guitar, clarinet

The Community Bubble



It's safe to say, we are the best rock band in Memphis with a clarinetest. In your face other bands!

Madonna and Art History

Filmed March 9, 2007 at the Comedy Underground in Seattle. Toby Moriceanu was the MC on a show opening up for Jim Short.

Topics include Madonna/Angelina Jolie's adoption situation, the San Francisco Modern Museum of Art, Marcel Duchamps, and Frieda Kahlo.

"Scaled Straight" Video

Small video produced by Lee Stoneman about punk ass comics coming to the seen. Beward.

Filmed at Annies Social Club in San Francisco.
Features: Dave Wiswell, Julian Vance, Greg Edwards, Justin Scales (the Scalesman), Kevin O'Shea, Caitlyn Gil, among other folks.

Stand Up Video

Stand up at the Underground, Sept. 11, 2006.
Host Debbie Wooten.
Open Mic