Phelps Hydroponics

In my youth, meaning when I was younger, meaning not as old as I am right this very second... see, even when I started this blog, I could consider my youth. There, I've started this out to thoroughly confuse and semantically make myself not technically not as incriminated... Let's start this again.

In my youth, my friends never got busted for smoking pot. We've had pictures, I regret to say, hopefully burned. I doubt they've ever made it into the hands of the authorities, despite my NSA background checks, even if they have, my friends have never gotten busted. You know why, because I've never won any Olympic gold medals, Special Olympics or otherwise. Hell, I won first place track ribbons in third grade Shelby Youth Sports (SYS), and my friends still haven't gotten busted. Because of my underachieving status, you have not gotten busted.

So, I'd like to publicly say, you're welcome friends.

I might have never paid for the weed. Or paid for the munchables, just consider the fact that I'm not a notable youth role model, have you not gone to jail. Again, I do this for you, my friends, not me. I could be a CEO of a major corporation, but I like you too much.

And again, you're welcome.