Octomom

Octomom seems to be the most appropriate name for the chronic breeder of 14. I like to practice chronic breeding, but what's the fun in actually having children. Or having children without the sexy fun time. Boo I say, boo!

TMZ has been so kind to the public by releasing pictures that we don't need to see, nor is it any of our business to gaze upon them. But why not? I saw it, I must repost:



Look at how fat she is in that picture! Look at those veins! Damn, she was huge. It's like her belly is three times her size. Now let's compare her to the common garden spider:



Not a pretty sight either. It's very easy to get confused. Let's make this a lesson to all children, wanting to play mommy a little too much. Don't make your belly the shuttle bus to the welfare office. Birth should not outdo semi automatic rifles in frequency. And if a spider has less offspring than you, damn, invest in a coat hanger. All you need to do is get one dress dry cleaned and done, you have an abortion accessory and then a delightful party dress afterwards to celebrate your new freedom.