6:14 PM

Real Memphis News Stories

Memphis, Channel 5 news, WMC stations had these news stories in a consecutive line. I'm reporting them to you...

1. There was a cop that decided to pull a car over. A police chase ensued. Shooting at the local BP ensued. The newscaster, Joe Birch had to say this,"Please contact crimestoppers, if you know anything about 'Butter roll" and "Corn roll."

2. Hassier Medina shot and killed a man who stopped him from drinking and driving.

-The man was found at his trailer in Raliegh.

3. Memphis Firefighter has been caught being a peeping tom.

"He was looking through my window at my privates and my private parts. I don't care if he is an officer of the law, that's not right."


(No tags necessary. They're all such a beautiful, beautiful news story to be heard on a serious program. I can't disrespect this situations by adding my own ideas to it. This is so great. In a row. No laughter from the news crew. Serious witnesses including pictures of these stories! Oh my... wonderful... )

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