3:10 AM

He ain't heavy, he's my muslim

I read an article today (http://english.aljazeera.net/news/asia/2010/09/2010973657442887.html) about a bunch of Christian nutjobs in Florida planning a book burning on 9/11. Not any book burning, a burning of the Qu'ran. Firstly, when did we get to this point in America? I understand we, as Americans, like explosions and fires - otherwise the Expendables wouldn't have been made. I love watching things get blown up or bonfires! However, burning holy books is such a bad idea. I don't care who you are, what country you live in or what book it is. It could be the Wiccan prayer bible or Anton Levey's creation, when it comes down to religious books, especially if they attract extremism, don't do it, fucknut. Religion is the backbone of individuals souls. Clearly, people live and die for what they believe in.

The Park 51 thing just made white people scared. Instead of a "mega mosque", I propose we build something that would include meeting spaces, meditation rooms, a spa, basketball court, swimming pool, auditorium, and classrooms offering everything from digital photography to language classes, all open to the public. The entire facility would also be green and include a garden.Wait... that's what was going to be built there. It's not a mega-mosque, it was a muslim version of a YMCA, minus the gay men hanging out in the locker room.

I've seen the claims of saying how Imam Feisal Rauf is apart of this whole conspiracy to do [insert paranoid, xenophobic bullshit here] and comparing him to Talibani muslims.

Check this out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Divisions_of_Islam.png
That is the divisions of Islam.

Imam Rauf is Sufi. The Taliban is Wahhabi. Cat Stevens is Deobandi. Just to put it all into context. If accusing the entire Muslim world because of some Wahhabi fucks didn't get enough pussy is going to jade your ideas on 1/5th of the WORLD's population, then you're a moron. Sorry, but you are. Because "Peace Train" is completely opposite of "Death to the Infidels!!!" Just saying. The tune isn't as catchy either. "Death to the Infidels" is way more punk rock as opposed to "Peace Train"'s mellow, folky style. You can't really mosh to it.

The idea of thinking one denomination represents it all, is like some kid in China thinking all of Americans must be Mormons, because he met some annoying dude on a bicycle knock on his door one day talking about the Church of Latter Day Saints. Last time I checked, I'm on a different end of that Christianity/Protestant spectrum.

It's all good, we don't need the Fox News Islamic Cultural Center anyway (the biggest invester in the center is Rupert Murdoch's partner, if you hadn't heard) - a little ironic, don't you think?

However, I bet you could probably have a 9/11 concert, right at Ground Zero with comedy from Dave Chappelle and music of Mosdef with T-Pain's stupid ass autotuning it all, with special appearances by Shaquille O'Neil and it sell out. That should happen, because no one would ever try to boycott *those* muslims.

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