BBQ

I'm watching a show on bbq. I'm appalled.

How are you gonna have a pig race at a bbq fest... I'm looking at you Lexington, NC. See, this is why memphis is better than you on bbq.

How are you gonna have white people being in charge of bbq? Seriously. I think I hate Lexington, NC. It's the Dane Cook town of bbq.

Maybe I'm a Memphis BBQ elitest, but that's not right. I'm looking at these other style BBQs like the super close minded hateful, small-towned redneck seeing a tranny for the first time - don't know whether to ask it more questions or fight it.