Comfortable couples

I don't ever want to be apart of a couple that is overly comfortable to the point of losing tact and etiquette. Like the kind of couple that decides to fart on each other.

I never want to be on either side of that relationship, because I would hate to hear,"Hey, baby! Let's 69." Fart! "Ha! Baby... I farted in your face and gave you a glaucoma test!"

Yeah...